steviepsyclone:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

FUCK

realinfantrysoldier:

phattygirls:

TRUE!

PREACH! !!!

darvinasafo:

youngblackandvegan:

gahtdamn i love my people

Finally a dance I can fux wit.

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

nashtywilkinson:

magcon-smuts:

itsevie2323:

mattswhoreinchurch:

heywilkinson:

dallasslays:

slaylorcaniff:

from mahoganys snapchat story😍😍

IS HE SERIOUS

I’ve reblogged this at least 8 times now, but idc.

God bless mahogany

rip to my life

forever reblog 

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

tvvink:

​THIS FAMILY CANNOT BE REAL