Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
gahtdamn i love my people
Finally a dance I can fux wit.
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
from mahoganys snapchat story😍😍
IS HE SERIOUS
I’ve reblogged this at least 8 times now, but idc.
God bless mahogany
rip to my life
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE